I feel like I don’t get the purpose of these meal delivery services. I see commercials for these guys all the time and it kind of boggles my mind. You’re paying around $80 for a couple meals to feed maybe 2 people. I can go to the store and get enough food for two …
Author: An Education in Domestication
Vampires
And no I don’t mean the neon ones from Twilight. These vampires wear white jackets with the lettering of “Lab Corp” on them. Dear god. Three vials of blood drawn this morning (remember, vitamin D and iron deficient) to see where my levels are. I HAVE LOW IRON! So yes, I did get very lightheaded …
Slow Cooker Pot Roast
So I did forget that I wanted to share the Pot Roast I made for Devon on his birthday. Yes, I know his birthday was over two weeks ago. I’ve been busy! But it was amazeballs. I sort of randomly did things with it, which turned out really well. I was looking at Pot Roast …
:yawns and stretches:
So, I got home on Friday night with Burger King in tow……look, don’t judge. It was a long week, Devon was working late (middle school Game Night on a Friday night…yup)and I totally just wanted to sit and veg in front of the couch watching lame YouTube videos (smart TV with YouTube capabilities FTW) and …
First Day of…..Winter?
IT’S SNOWING GODDAMNIT! SNOOOOWWWWW I am NOT happy. At all. Dis some bullshit. I wanna go back to Florida. Right. Now. :grumble grumble, kick, stomp, throw shit, growl: Yes, I will be a 28 year old that throws a tantrum. I’M TIRED OF THIS STUFF! I WANT SPRING!!!!!
Squishy Sappy
So I’m not the only sap. GG Devon. Before I left on Wednesday I left a little post-it note on Devon’s computer in our office that said “I Love You, xoxo [heart]” just because I knew his reaction to my leaving last year so I figured a little note for him to see when he …
Sad sacks
Last night, Devon and I looked like a truck ran over us both. I ran the hell home after school because I was so tired I could barely see straight. I was fine, initially, then made the mistake of laying down while watching TV and fell asleep around 5:15. I have an alarm on my …