What is the best way to freak out your significant other when he walks in the house? Have this sitting in the dining room…..
Tag: Funny
First Day of Summer
It’s the first day of summer vacation! YAY!!!! It’s beautiful outside; it’s in the 80’s, it’s bright and sunny and tons of blue skies….. Yet, I’m at home….cleaning my house. No intention of going outside today. At all. I mean, I did take trash out, but that’s about it. Livin’ la vida loca….oh yeah.
Weirdo
Do you see what I have to deal with? Pizza does sound really good right now, though. We haven’t had pizza in like a month. Now I’m hungry. All his fault.
Belated April Fools
Devon loves April Fools Day. He loves the jokes and pranks that ensue and he loves playing them. “Luckily” for me, Devon was on spring break for April Fools, all by himself as it was my last day of school before mine started. I knew he was going to do something. I’d be crazy to …
Smalltimore
So I just got to interview one of Devon’s current students who wants to go to my school for high school. It was hilarious. She and her mother walk in and before they’ve even sat down they see the picture I have of him and I on my desk. Mom is like “C he looks …
Retro bro
WHERE IS YOUR SLAMMER?
Tumblr Dress
PEOPLE! This dress: Were people just that bored with the snow day yesterday? No one knows how their eyes work? It’s the same with anything we see; it’s all perception and how your eyes see it. It’s not miraculously two different colors. Let me just have the Science Teacher explain because he actually did it …