I mean why else would my entire school be closed on the release date of “The Avengers: Age of Ultron”?

Okay.  

It’s really because it’s an all girls high school and The Avengers happens to be coming out on the same dat as prom and a smart, all girls high school knows,…..half the girls aren’t gonna show up and the ones that do will be leaving early so why bother opening. 

This, for me, means I get the day off foorrrrrrrr…….

I casually told Devon that I’m off for it. He’s like “well thanks for finalizing my decision to take off”. This means we will get to see it before everyone gets off work and all the little kids get out of school. 

So excited!!!!  

2 hours to stare at Robert Downey, Jr?  Yes, plz.